Party: Katie Belle’s Music Hall is where the action begins from 4pm when the early bird special meals start.

By 10pm it’s hard to find anywhere open as the oldest residents - known as Frogs because they’ve come to the Villages to croak – can’t stay awake.

Attack: A bengal tiger pounced on a woman as she fished for crabs with her husband in the Indian state of West Bengal.

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Grandchildren can stay no longer than 30 days a year and there are even rules governing garden ornaments and holiday decorations.

Electronic golf carts – often with personalized number plates and flags – are the vehicle of choice because there are no corner shops or supermarkets in walking distance.

With 10 women to every man, you can’t afford to let your guard slip''My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop.

'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife.

Her arrest has caused a stir - not because of what she did - which comes as no shock to the horny residents - but that the police actually took action'I’m open-minded but I made it clear I wasn’t on the menu – I didn’t want anyone touching me. As a barman I get old women coming on to me all the time.

Some of them know no shame.'There are dozens of mini estates containing row after row of identical bungalows, all with perfectly manicured lawns.

Ask any resident a question during the day about life in the slow lane and they all trot out the same cult-like phrases about the 1000-plus clubs, amazing amenities and friendly faces.