This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

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If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.

I found out she existed and spontaneously reached my hand out to my wife’s abdominal area to “hold her” before I could even hold her. Keep in mind, I don’t mention this to compete with you but to illustrate how all the usual arguments you might throw my way to prove yourself just won’t cut it.

The first prayers I said for her were uttered before I even met her. I could care less that you “like” being around her or that she causes fuzzy feelings inside of you that you label “love.” Love is not a feeling, sir.

Consider this powerful description from 1 Corinthians 13:4-8: Love is patient, love is kind.

It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

People tell me that when they see him in public he's always glancing over his shoulder with this terrified look on his face. Lulu, my pet Burmese python got our of her cage the other day and I haven't been able to find her.