If you are experiencing some of the above warning signs, do not panic.

Follow the advice contained in this book and remain focused on your goal, which is to get the teenagers moved out of the house before they breed and the whole cycle begins again.

(Rule #1: if you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.)If your little girl has moved out and a teenager has taken her place, this book will help you do something you probably thought was not possible in your situation: laugh.

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One of the most common places to find a partner is at a nightclub (or a mutual friend’s party), which may seem pretty obvious.

However, the way to meet someone there is more subtle.

(My wife ignores my instructions and actually spends money trying to satisfy these adolescent appetites, which is a bit like trying to warm a winter day by turning up the heat and opening your windows.)Anyway, the world is positively teeming with teenagers, and as long as people continue to think about starting a family, the trend is likely to continue. I am only willing to accept the blame for the ones that my wife caused and have taken educational measures with her to make sure it doesn't happen again.

But if I am, indeed, surviving the experience, perhaps I can share with you some of the knowledge I have so painfully gained over what has been more than half a decade of tears, hormones, and stress fractures.

My international friends from university asked me today to explain how dating works in Sweden.

Apparently they have trouble getting into the rules of the Swedish dating game.

Not only is this completely ridiculous, but if you allow your parents to express this thesis, they will become obsessed with the idea, and that's all you'll hear for the next decade.)I Need You, Leave Me Alone When children are young, dads regard themselves as giant shock absorbers, there to protect the family from the ruts and bumps on the road of life. You begin to see yourself as more like a coach, running your children through practice drills so they'll be better prepared when they have to go out and play the real game.

Life's a contact sport, dads will argue, so a few non-fatal bruises along the way merely toughens the body and steels the soul.

(Some sociologists decry the loss of the "generational home," where grandparents, parents, children, and grandchildren all live under the same roof.

I've never heard such nonsense in my life.)Remember, you can get through this.

Here's a checklist that you can use to confirm your worst fears.